a big bara boom...

Last week was terrible (I mean terrible for my body but awesome for me)... Lets star from the beginning...
Since on Monday and I did nothing interesting we can just skip it...
Tuesday I decided to play this Swedish lottery where you can win 50.000 Sek every moth for 25 years (how awesome would it be to win it) obviously I did not win the jackpot but I won 75 Sek (SWEET) so I thought to my self what should I do with so much money???? AKADEMIEN tomorrow!! So my plan was to buy the cheapest wine which is 55 Sek and one beer inside akademien for 25 Sek (I know its more then 75 Sek but I had some saving, by some I mean 10 Sek) and it would be enough for me to get drunk. What a plan!!!
So this is how I started my Wednesday... like always overslept to go the class which started at 9 in the morning, so I was an hour late... After class I and one classmate went to system (which is alcohol store in Sweden) to get my wine!!! NOP!!!! no alcohol for me!!!! since I had no ID and my friend had for some Swedish people unknown countries Denmark, ID we left system empty handed :(((( So I had to go back to Raslatt (ghetto place that I live in) to take my passport and to go back to stupid system.
Finally I'm in the preparty with my Armenian wine... Since there were some smart ass people who suggested to play 100 shots in 100 minutes there were other people and I'm one of them who agreed to play!!!
I don't know how many shots I did but the next thing I remember I'm in Akademien and have a hole in my forehead... apparently I smashed my head to the door (or the door smashed to my head) I don't remember the order but who cares... and imagine there is a picture of me smiling and blood all over my face... WHAT AN EMBARRASSMENT!!!!
So there I'm with only have of the brain left, lying in my bed all Thursday and Friday...
So Saturday there were another party... Got drunk as always (I mean thank god I'm a student otherwise I should go to AA meetings)...
So there you go my reader(s) this is all I remember from last week... hope this week will be more sober than previous...
xoxo (gossip crap)

half a point of boner and russian leftovers!!

Sorry my all (I mean one) follower(s) for not writing for some time... but I was really busy... had to study for supply chain management class. Me and my group had to study this case about Guinness bear company and it was quite a paper!!! Have no idea what I have written in this paper because it was quite stupid case but I know for sure I'm not going to drink Guinness beer ever!!! Actually I never drank it before...
So in the presentation of this assignment our teacher said two awesome things first this presentation was "for half a point of boner" (I think he meant bonus but who cares) and the other thing was at the end of the class when he said "this is whore" (aka all). But you know those Chi*** (not mentioning countries) teachers they are very good at what they are doing but their English kind of sucks...
So at the end of the class our group did not get half a point of boner (maybe because we sucked) but had nice time... :D
The other thing in my life and it has been going for second semester is well known Danial Ahmed check it on the youtube (he can be found as "angry Pakistani guy)... He is such a wanker. Allegedly he has been beating his girlfriend and since we (all the Lithuanian people who live in jonkoping) tried to help her (because she is also Lithuanian) we got into a lot of trouble. First of all that asshole has been harassing us since kick off week, calling us names and stuff and the weirdest thing is, he said he killed 24 people before, so it will be no hard to kill us if he wanted to (some retardation isn't it)... He's such a "smart" person. He called one Lithuanian guy "Russian left over"... I mean WHAT? Is he stupid or what????
People rally check him on the Youtube.com and leave comments, because there are some other fabulous things he said that you can't buy for money...
So this is it people... See you later
xoxo (gossip crap!!!)

First time...

Hello my friends and people I barely know or don't know a all. So since I can't blogg on my stupid facebook profile I decided to create real (or as real as it can get) blogg.
So two days ago I went to this awesome concert at the school for helping Haiti, and since I have no incomes and my parents pays for everything they made really generous donation (everybody thank them). In this concert there were three guys who where singing and they were very good.
So other guy who I think was organizing this concert said something about "Doctors without boundaries"... Boundaries!!!! Really!!! I thought it was "Doctors without border" but you know boundaries borders is like potato or vodka... :D
So anyway that concert was very good I had nice time... since there is nothing else to do in this awesome Jonkoping (aka shit hole).
After concert I went back home and watched some movies (WHAT A SURPRISE RIGHT?). "For your Consideration" and "Best in show" same director and same actors for both movies. And everybody should watch them too... They are the funniest movies I have ever seen.
So today I went to school, did nothing, learned nothing and ect. But went with my classmates to lunch buffet at this Thai restaurant and all the time we (more me ant TJ) talked about poops and two girls in one cup :D nice topic to talk about when you are eating :D
so this is it for today see you tomorrow ;)